Archive for September, 2009

Tree hug

I cut down trees and burn them for my own pleasure.
I do not plant new ones to replace them, but leave my log drag pathways barren and desolate, and yet,
new stuff is growing back faster than I could maintain with my own replenishment efforts. Weird huh?
The trees I cut are on my land, and belong to me, not the blasted planet or some bogus, vogue culture-religion.
It’s their own fault they got cut and burned.
If they didn’t want this, they should have grown somewhere else.
To the sound of my revving chains saw, “Burn trees, burn! MUWAHAHHAAHAAAA”

Radical and Right
Red State Radical

Called out

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/09/11/democrats-wilson-ultimatum-apology-punishment/?test=latestnews

Well the Democrats are calling out Rep. Joe Wilson (R) SC for yelling out “you lie” to President Obama. They are threatening to punish him is he doesn’t apologize. Of course, the punishment they are speaking of will most likely be censure, which in the halls of Congress is like a British Bobby yelling “STOP! or I’ll yell ’stop’ again.” It’s toothless and pansified; although, it is important to note that it is only used in extremely rare cases when someone does something which on the liberal side of the isle is a collection of tax-evading, graft-grabbing, power-abusing, pervert-protecting cretins actually considers something to be ‘naughty’.

So what did this guy do that was so bad? In their words “Democrats say the insult clearly violated House rules of decorum. Therefore, the issue needs to be resolved on the House floor, either via apology or resolution,” said Pelosi spokesman Brendan Daly.” If our Founding Fathers who wrote the First Amendment used today’s vernacular, they’d say Joe ‘called out’ Barack. And then passionate and healthy debate would ensue.

Here’s the difference: Fascists don’t like to be called out, and they don’t like it when their fellow fascists are called out, so they selectively and abusively apply rules when it suits them. They call for accountability on points of procedure, and yet protect each other in violations of the law. Speaking of points of procedure, how about the time when Nancy Pelosi cut off debate and shut the lights off on in the hall while Elected Representatives were presenting arguments simply because she didn’t like what they had to say. The truth is that Fascists can’t stand in the face of rational debate, they do not like their opinions challenged, and they do not respect anyone else’s. These people who claim they are the party of free speech, choice, openness, and rationalism, are the greatest control freaks and suppressors of ideas, and they are the most severe threat to freedom our nation has seen since 1776.

So here they go again. They are going to go after this guy for trying to stop a train wreck by calling out the President on a bald-faced lie, meanwhile guys like Congressman Charlie Rangel evade paying taxes with impunity and then have the unmitigated gaul to declare he’s going to crack down on tax evaders.

Our prayers are with you Joe. Stick to your guns.

Update:

Radical and Right
Red State Radical

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/09/11/democrats-wilson-ultimatum-apology-punishment/?test=latestnews

Good old defense scenario

Here’s an oldie but goody that was passed to me a long time ago:

“Question: It is dark and you are walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children after going to the movies. Suddenly, a swarthy, unshaven, 6ft 5in 275lb thug dressed in black with a huge knife comes around the corner and runs at you screaming obscenities. You draw your trusty HK USP .45 loaded with eight 230 grain hydroshocks and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Liberal/California Answer:

Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he’d be happy with killing just me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to discuss this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer: BANG!

WISCONSIN Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!…. (sounds of magazine being ejected, a loaded one inserted and the slide slamming forward into battery.)
Wife: “Sweetheart, he looks like he’s still moving, what do you kids think?”
Son: “Mom’s right Dad, I saw it too…” BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: “Nice shot group Daddy!”